Funny short jokes
Bus conductor: Why are taking two tickets? Passenger: Because if i lose one that second ticket will save me. Conductor: what if you lose both? Passenger: Listen, I am not a fool. I already have my Pass with me.!!! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Once old man asks: When a newly married couple smile, everyone knows why. But when a fifteen year married couple smile every wonders why..!!! ---------------------------------------------------------------------- A boy said to a girl:-"Come in my heart and stay here forever". Girl replied:-"Should i remove my sleepers???" boy,"No honey, its not a temple , come without removing!!!!!" ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Employer : We need someone for this Job, who is Responsible. Applicant : Sir, your search ends here, in my previous job, whenever anything went wrong, they said...