Funny jokes

Bus  conductor: Why are taking two tickets? Passenger: Because if i lose one that second ticket will save me. Conductor: what if you lose both? Passenger: Listen, I am not a fool. I already have my Pass with me.!!! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Once old man asks: When a newly married couple smile, everyone knows why. But when a fifteen year married couple smile every wonders why..!!! ---------------------------------------------------------------------- A boy said to a girl:-"Come in my heart and stay here forever". Girl replied:-"Should i remove my sleepers???" boy,"No honey, its not a temple , come without removing!!!!!" ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Employer : We need someone for this Job, who is Responsible. Applicant : Sir, your search ends here, in my previous job, whenever anything went wrong, they said...

This is the Best collection of English Humour anecdotes, jokes and funny stories   Note: All of these jokes are not mine much of them are gathered from many different websites . Anger vs. Exasperation  A young girl who was writing a paper for school came to her father and asked, "Dad, what is the difference between anger and exasperation?" The father replied, "It is mostly a matter of degree. Let me show you what I mean." With that, the father went to the telephone an dialed a number at random. To the man who answered the phone, he said, "Hello, is Melvin there?" The man answered, "There is no one living here named Melvin. Why don't you learn to look up numbers before you dial them?" "See," said the father to his daughter. "That man was not a bit happy with our call. He was probably very busy with something, and we annoyed him. Now watch . . ." The father dialed the same number again. "Hello, i...